living-death:

Chris (Bud Frump):For opening night, I was like “What am I going to get Dan for opening night?” It’s like, “What do you get a kid that has everything, pretty much, or can get anything he wants. So Dan, I discovered, in our rehearsal space, became obsessed with Nerds… Now that I say this, we’re going to get cases -

Sandy (Dan’s Dresser): Don’t send them! Don’t! He’s got enough. You see this coffee cup they gave me for opening? It’s filled with caffeine because that’s the only way I can counteract all the sugar. So no, no Nerds.

Chris: So I called a very fancy candy store and I was like, “Please send over to the theater, 500 dollars worth of Nerds. Every flavor, every color, every sour, everything. And the coolest thing they sent over was these gumballs that had Nerds inside of them. And that’s what I got him.

Sandy: And they were rolling all over his dressing room table last night. Thanks.